U.G.L.Y Xmas Sweater Party

12.4.09

Like a cold winter breeze blowing us into 2010
Kenmazing Lam is back flowing on these pages once again
Chang and Miller devising the perfect party to light up this holiday season
The U.G.L.Y Xmas Sweater party is a must attend, that is your reason
Nothing like ridiculous gag gifts for the Dirty White Elephant
Awesome friends, one night, 3 destinations, is heaven sent
How many possible Lotto winners can you have in one night
Leanna chanting "Look at my puppies" was an eye popping sight
The Dirty Clapper was a huge fan favorite to help condone laziness
When it came to the Starbucks Holiday gift box, a heated debate developed between Kenneth and Big Sis
From "You don't drink coffee" to " Now I will"
The realization that the package already expired, Maggie, "What the hell?!"
Engulfing garbage pies and downing plenty of Flat Tire beer
Every bystander glancing at us in admiration as we flaunt our old fogey gear
With untamed curiosity, we all pressed the Red Button in the restroom
Good thing we passed on the suicide pizza, or else our tongues would of gone kabooommmm!
Females love to spoon, but males much rather fork
There's nothing Nikia can't do next year when she moves to Brooklyn, New Yorrrrrrkk!
Unaware of our stroll to our third and final destination
The small British pub introduced Dark Hef as a last attempt to satisfy our insatiable sensation
Jamie's comment of "TOO MUCH HEAD" in one glass appeared like a volcano on verge of eruption
Heidi " The Good Girl Vampire" was on the verge of draining my neck like a vacuum suction
As we say our good-byes to a ridiculous year of two-zero-zero-nine
The whispers of Raunchy Prom Night to rewrite our yearbooks
Is our kick-ass way of welcoming 2010 as another one of a kind!

Merry Dirty Xmas Everyone! XOXO