Damn, it's been a long time since I wrote on my blog. I call it the curse of Facebook. I'm definitely going to jot my thoughts again, and it starts now.
This past weekend we all threw Rebecca (aka Big Sis) a burfday party, and here's a break down of the event via my lyrical skillz.
5.29.09: Introduction
Turn up the headphones, follow me babeeee.....follow me babeeee!!!!
Let's dedicate our devotion to Rebecca's resistance against time
Las nueve y media, seis de Junio, it'll be a sin to not follow this rhyme
They sometimes refer her as the Recruiter or the Matchmaker
However, since she never hooked me up with a gurl or a job, she is just my older Sister
Popping to her favorite trance beats all night long
Little hood rats can't even begin to hang because they just don't belong
If you are unfortunate to look straight in her hypnotizing eyes
Watch out little boys, she'll cast a spell that you can't deny
They say she is the 8th Wonder because no one knows her true sexuality
If you don't come equip with creative pick up lines
She'll read you the like a book and challenge your originality
How do we even celebrate the birth of such a iconic voice
Off the corner of 7th and Western, lies our Korean venue of choice
Downing multiple shots of Crown at the Le Cercle Super Club
We end the night with Pho Tai at Pho LA with a place to grub.
6.5.09: Tip-Off
Haha....you didn't think I would enter the weekend unspoken.
Whatcha gonna whatcha gonna do
When Becca and her entourage of 24 invades Le Cercle and is divided into two
On the A-side represents the Dream Team
Da best of the best, you know what I mean
Led by your one and only Superman
Kenneth "Legen.....Wait for it....dary" Lam
Because like LL proclaims, "Don't call it a comeback, cause we been here for years"
We drink and dance with No Freakin Fears
Who dares to be on time and roll within the Circle of Trust
One toast two toast three, a wild celebration to our gurl of the night is a must
Now skip to the B-Side
Troops marching down the dance floor behind the footsteps of Alan Ma
Sophistication and deligation is how this leader lights the night up...Hoorahhhhh!!!
But as the instigator and facilitator, I will tear down the Berlin Wall
Tipsy and drunk, we all sing in unison, "All for one and One for all"
Allow harmony and debauchery to take over our pure minds
Rebecca dancing with a pole is just another great spectacle to find
I leave this moment with one final thought
Drinking and driving, please don't get caught!
6.8.09: The Aftermath
On a Monday afternoon, I drop my final thoughts on Saturday night....
Cleveland Ohio, they are all witnesses to the chosen one
Attention city of 90005, Rebecca and crew will now educate on how to have fun
The magical night begins with all participants showing up on time
Never in the history of party planning can I testify to such a sign
What's worse than getting introduced to our waiter named Rambo
15 sober party goers thirsting for liquid courage for example
The sight of colorful concoctions make our hearts melt
The effect, guys and gals, downing multiple shots of Crown on a converyour belt
Aileen & I kicked it off by performing Mr. Brightside from the confines of our booth
Chug Chug Chug!!! Benjamin Button move over we finally found our fountain of youth
Like a ticking time bomb, Rebecca explodes to the dance floor
Dancing to the beats of Boom Boom Pow, we chant "More More More!!!"
Some experienced the art of getting booked and disappreared for the rest of the night
Others imprinted their footsteps in the dance of fame with no evidence of stage fright
What is worse than feeding our addiction to a-a-a-a-alchohol
An extra bottle of Crown and champagne magically appear, it's a miracle!!!
We end the night, drowning ourselves to the likes of #3, #5, and #7
Pho is the perfect hangover food, I think I died and gone to heaven!
Happy Birthday Gurl!!!
5.29.09: Introduction
Turn up the headphones, follow me babeeee.....follow me babeeee!!!!
Let's dedicate our devotion to Rebecca's resistance against time
Las nueve y media, seis de Junio, it'll be a sin to not follow this rhyme
They sometimes refer her as the Recruiter or the Matchmaker
However, since she never hooked me up with a gurl or a job, she is just my older Sister
Popping to her favorite trance beats all night long
Little hood rats can't even begin to hang because they just don't belong
If you are unfortunate to look straight in her hypnotizing eyes
Watch out little boys, she'll cast a spell that you can't deny
They say she is the 8th Wonder because no one knows her true sexuality
If you don't come equip with creative pick up lines
She'll read you the like a book and challenge your originality
How do we even celebrate the birth of such a iconic voice
Off the corner of 7th and Western, lies our Korean venue of choice
Downing multiple shots of Crown at the Le Cercle Super Club
We end the night with Pho Tai at Pho LA with a place to grub.
6.5.09: Tip-Off
Haha....you didn't think I would enter the weekend unspoken.
Whatcha gonna whatcha gonna do
When Becca and her entourage of 24 invades Le Cercle and is divided into two
On the A-side represents the Dream Team
Da best of the best, you know what I mean
Led by your one and only Superman
Kenneth "Legen.....Wait for it....dary" Lam
Because like LL proclaims, "Don't call it a comeback, cause we been here for years"
We drink and dance with No Freakin Fears
Who dares to be on time and roll within the Circle of Trust
One toast two toast three, a wild celebration to our gurl of the night is a must
Now skip to the B-Side
Troops marching down the dance floor behind the footsteps of Alan Ma
Sophistication and deligation is how this leader lights the night up...Hoorahhhhh!!!
But as the instigator and facilitator, I will tear down the Berlin Wall
Tipsy and drunk, we all sing in unison, "All for one and One for all"
Allow harmony and debauchery to take over our pure minds
Rebecca dancing with a pole is just another great spectacle to find
I leave this moment with one final thought
Drinking and driving, please don't get caught!
6.8.09: The Aftermath
On a Monday afternoon, I drop my final thoughts on Saturday night....
Cleveland Ohio, they are all witnesses to the chosen one
Attention city of 90005, Rebecca and crew will now educate on how to have fun
The magical night begins with all participants showing up on time
Never in the history of party planning can I testify to such a sign
What's worse than getting introduced to our waiter named Rambo
15 sober party goers thirsting for liquid courage for example
The sight of colorful concoctions make our hearts melt
The effect, guys and gals, downing multiple shots of Crown on a converyour belt
Aileen & I kicked it off by performing Mr. Brightside from the confines of our booth
Chug Chug Chug!!! Benjamin Button move over we finally found our fountain of youth
Like a ticking time bomb, Rebecca explodes to the dance floor
Dancing to the beats of Boom Boom Pow, we chant "More More More!!!"
Some experienced the art of getting booked and disappreared for the rest of the night
Others imprinted their footsteps in the dance of fame with no evidence of stage fright
What is worse than feeding our addiction to a-a-a-a-alchohol
An extra bottle of Crown and champagne magically appear, it's a miracle!!!
We end the night, drowning ourselves to the likes of #3, #5, and #7
Pho is the perfect hangover food, I think I died and gone to heaven!
Happy Birthday Gurl!!!
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